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You guys, I’m not making this up: there are literally thousands of qualified (or reasonably qualified) people applying to a lot of job postings these days. And it’s the killer combo of:
Case in point: a contact of mine, a VP of Engineering with strong AI and Machine Learning applied for a Director of Machine Learning role and got the amusing reply below.

Now, I have a few differing thoughts on this:
👉At least the recruiter was honest. (Probably?)
👉No one has a great solution for how to deal with 1000+ applications.
👉Why would anyone connect with you for “the next one” if you didn’t give them the time of day for this one?
👉My contact asked “were they just building their database?” It’s a valid question. But no, I think that time has passed. Because:
👉Is it me or does Director of Machine Learning seems like a very different job that Director of Research (mentioned in the body)?
I’ll go with “who is someone who didn’t bother to customize their rejection letters from one job to the next?”
👉At least it’s a response. Seriously.
👉Perhaps they used an AI screening tool that determined a VP title eliminates him from consideration for a Director job even though the companies are very different sizes.
Anyway. If anyone needs a good tech leader, let me know…
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